AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
HAH!
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about^That.
did a strider make that paragraph?
It’s kind of funny when you realize that this guy
and this guy
were voiced by this guy
who played this guy
and this guy
Also this guy
and this guy
and these guys
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
“Grandpa Harley used to tell Jade night stories and sing Lullabies he had heard around the world.” Think of this as a flashback to those times.
Art by my-friend-the-frog.
Grandpa Harley voiced by Luke.
Jade Harley voiced by Jane.
Background music: Atafuta/Lost Childhood/Before It Gets Dark by Remedios
Homestuck: Andrew Hussie
“Whenever Squiddles comes on TV, Dave drops everything he’s doing so he can watch it with Jade.”
asakura-rikako suggested
Art taken from the Squiddles album
